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Video made with: vizzy.io
Audio: Suno
Lyrics: Written, arranged, and edited by me
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[Verse 1]
Mr. Johnson bought the drinks and the gig sounded sweet
“Grab the paydata, slip right out, easy nuyen, nice and neat”
The cred was way too good and the meet was way too dim
Red flags like a real dragon… so of course we took it from him
[Pre-Chorus]
Plan A was a beauty, we rehearsed it three times more
Plan A lasted ten whole seconds once we kicked in the front door
[Chorus]
It’s going SIDEWAYS! (sideways!)
Alarms and lead and screaming in the night
It’s going SIDEWAYS! (sideways!)
The troll’s stuck in the doorway and the mage forgot to fight
We’re bleedin’ out for drek pay and a handshake and a lie
Another flawless milk run
Chummer, kiss your hoop goodbye!
[Verse 2]
The decker yelled “I’m in!” then he sat there for a week
IC chewin’ up his deck and now the spirits gettin’ freaky
The street sam’s out of ammo, the adept just hit the floor
The rigger crashed our getaway through somebody’s grocery store
[Pre-Chorus]
Then somebody starts shootin’ plot twist, it’s our own guy!
Turns out our Mr. Johnson was a Mr. Johnson in disguise—
[Chorus]
It’s going SIDEWAYS! (sideways!)
Alarms and lead and screaming in the night
It’s going SIDEWAYS! (sideways!)
The troll’s stuck in the doorway and the mage forgot to fight
We’re bleedin’ out for drek pay and a handshake and a lie
Another flawless milk run
Chummer, kiss your hoop goodbye!
[Bridge]
We geeked the wrong contact, we torched the wrong car
We blew up the McGuffin and we burned down the bar
The corp has got our faces, there’s a bounty on our names
We did it all for nothing —
’cause the chip was full of GAMES!
[Final Chorus]
It’s going SIDEWAYS! (sideways!)
Alarms and lead and screaming in the night
It’s going SIDEWAYS! (sideways!)
The troll’s stuck in the doorway and the mage forgot to fight
We’re bleedin’ out for drek pay and a handshake and a lie
Another flawless milk run
Chummer, kiss your hoop goodbye!
[Outro]
SINless, broke, and bleeding, back at the bar by dawn
Johnson’s got a new job, omae…
(…yeah. yeah, we’re puttin’ the gear back on.)
here we go again
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